“he capitalized his own nickname (and didn’t even know it)” -the wife.
a facebook. a dailybooth. a twitter. a youtube. a flickr. a formspring. a photobucket. AIM. skype. and a tumblr.
When the lights have all gone out Thoughts of the day get tossed about The images you see Become a false reality And your dreams become the pictures And those pictures fit together Flashing scenes of pious hopes And things you can’t remember Running towards the water A silence fills the air Happiness overcomes you ‘Till you realize you’re not there… ...
Jack Donaghy's 5 Stages of Grief
yerawizardharry: (via nursejoker/thatfreak)
Al Pacino. He’s got a great face.– My Dad
So, darling, have a heart.
Don’t let one mistake keep us apart.
I’m not meant to live alone, Turn this house into a home. When I climb the stair and turn the key, Oh, please be there, Still in love with me.
Oh, you look fatter.– Mrs. Peters (in regards to my swollen face from getting my wisdom teeth out)
get me the fuck out of here
i hate this.
my face hurts.
Me: So, why am I here?
Dad: Because me and your mother had sex.
Me: Oh right, how could I forget...
Dad: Yunno, your mother forced me to have sex with her to make you when we both had to flu. It was such a pain in the ass, I'll tell you that much.
Me: Did you see the salvia thing I posted?
Tori: Yeah, why did you call him "George"?
Me: I didn't...?
How much of your mom’s salvia are you smoking?!– Dennis
fuck wisdom teeth.
i hate this.