June 2010
1 tag
da creepies.
“he capitalized his own nickname (and didn’t even know it)”
-the wife.
May 2010
i have...
a facebook.
a dailybooth.
a twitter.
a youtube.
a flickr.
a formspring.
a photobucket.
AIM.
skype.
and a tumblr.
When the lights have all gone out Thoughts of the day get tossed about The images you see Become a false reality And your dreams become the pictures And those pictures fit together Flashing scenes of pious hopes And things you can’t remember Running towards the water A silence fills the air Happiness overcomes you ‘Till you realize you’re not there…
...
Jack Donaghy's 5 Stages of Grief
yerawizardharry:
(via nursejoker/thatfreak)
“Al Pacino. He’s got a great face.”
– My Dad
So, darling, have a heart.
Don’t let one mistake keep us apart.
I’m not meant to live alone,
Turn this house into a home.
When I climb the stair and turn the key,
Oh, please be there,
Still in love with me.
“Oh, you look fatter.”
– Mrs. Peters (in regards to my swollen face from getting my wisdom teeth out)
get me the fuck out of here
i hate this.
my face hurts.
yayy oxycodone.
Me: So, why am I here?
Dad: Because me and your mother had sex.
Me: Oh right, how could I forget...
Dad: Yunno, your mother forced me to have sex with her to make you when we both had to flu. It was such a pain in the ass, I'll tell you that much.
Me: Did you see the salvia thing I posted?
Tori: Yeah, why did you call him "George"?
Me: I didn't...?
“How much of your mom’s salvia are you smoking?!”
– Dennis
fuck wisdom teeth.
i hate this.
